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The ZuckerRug™️

A Mark Zuckerberg face bathmat that turns an online-privacy joke into bathroom decor.

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The ZuckerRug™️ (link in bio!) The only bathmat that finally allows Facebook to see what’s going on inside the one room they weren’t tracking you. This absorbant rug features everyone’s favorite CEO gazing upon every single move that you make within the bathroom so you can enjoy the peace of mind knowing they’ve seen every nook and cranny of your life.


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