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Txt Bumper™️

A forehead bumper that parodies distracted walking while texting.

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Txt Bumper™️ Picture this – you are walking and texting, then BAM, you run right into a pole. Slap on our newest shock absorbing bumper to protect your noggin from harmful texting accidents and never break concentration from your digital conversation again. Now that’s the T9Word!!

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