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EyeWiped™️

Sunglasses fitted with miniature windshield wipers.

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EyeWiped™️ Swish Swish, say goodbye to those annoying raindrops on your sunglasses. Outfitted with water detecting sensors, automatically wipe away any water that gets onto your lenses when you are out and about. Finally no need to take your shades off during that class 5 hurricane.

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